WANT TO BE INTERNET FRIENDS <# ?

I’ll let you know when we have shows, new music, and the occasional topless picture (if you ask nicely).

I will not sell your information. They will have to pry it out of my cold, clammy-in-a-sexy-way, dead hands.

If you give me your phone number, I will send you a partiful invite to upcoming shows. I will not text you “you up?”

Finally, as small as it seems, adding 3-5 new names to our email list + social followers really helps us book shows at venues.

Want to be SOCIAL MEDIA FRIENDS? Oh boy! There’s big friendly red buttons you can click that will take you all sorts of places! Don’t see your social media or streaming platform of choice? Relax big dog, I got you! Lieutenant Obvious is streaming everywhere!