WANT TO BE INTERNET FRIENDS <# ?

I’ll let you know when we have shows, new music, and the occasional topless picture (if you ask nicely).

I will not sell your information. They will have to pry it out of my cold, clammy, dead hands.

If you give me your phone number, I will send you a partiful invite to upcoming shows.

Finally, as small as it seems, adding 3-5 new names to our email list + social followers really helps us book shows at venues.